This needs to be spread around. I don’t think someone would make up this. Honestly.

This needs to be spread around. I don’t think someone would make up this. Honestly.

Quoth the Raven, “Nevemore”
Just a gathering of nerds.

Just a gathering of nerds.

Uncle

"Uncle, uncle; why don’t you see?
Why don’t you see what is even obvious to me?
Why do you say such horrible things?
And make my conscious tug on my heartstrings?

Uncle, uncle; I respect you,
I respect you for respecting me,
But I can’t help how I was raised,
Now, you leave me sitting here in a daze,
I cry in frustration, anger, but never hate,
For I cannot hate family, no matter how horrible they twist fate.

Uncle, uncle; I’ll hope and pray,
That one day, some day, I hope you see,
I hope you see what is even obvious to me.”

s0bernights:

deefizzy:

OMG THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING A BABY SQUIRREL WHOA

wish I had captured a vid of the past five minutes of squealing and face pulling over this cutie omg 

That’s not a squirrel. It’s a chipmunk. Squirrels don’t have stripes on their backs. :3

Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

TV anchor responds.

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bless this women.

Wow

Hot as balls in this damned place.